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Tuesday, October 07, 2003
Posted 05:27 by Del C   :: ::


what the hell is it with these spammers cutting up Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy quotes?!
----- Original Message -----
From: "Seymour Dalrymple" < Sandfordwr@joymail.com >
To:
Sent: Thursday, October 02, 2003 11:12 AM
Subject: Quick and convenient online prescriptions dccba

...

"I know this is off the subject, but will you marry me?",`I don't know, I didn't listen.'" abelia abigail awexwtghrkjbn


From: "Kayla Imbemba" < Gaycyr@hotmail.com >
To: <@bankrupt.com>
Sent: Friday, October 03, 2003 5:26 PM
Subject: Phentermine prescribed online ubx

...

The employers were also asked to list the "most unusual" questions that have been asked by job candidates.,"`This must be Thursday,' said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer, `I never could get the hang of Thursdays.'" adeline agnes baqxakkmin
the context of the boldface quote in the first spam is actually
"You know," said Arthur, "it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space, that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young."

"Why, what did she tell you?" [also quoted in spam from my previous entry. argh.]

"I don't know, I didn't listen."

"Oh." Ford carried on humming.

(from hhgttg_quotes)
and just one more for the ol' spam files before i sign off on this entry:
From: < duanerpmsm@darwinkeyboards.com >
To: "kelvin volk"
CC: "kasey gorham" , "fausto nestor" , "boyce barbie" , "kasey yeubanks" , "nickolas aranas" , "freddy tangredi" , "lynwood ockey" , "clayton grantham"
Subject: mwa fkunqdmrr This service can save you a lot of griefIllabm
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damn spammer gave me the address book nickname "fausto nestor" which i find damn unacceptable. i would much rather have been "Kasey Gorham"

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